Shenanigans

First, some facts about eggs:

• Did you know? Eggshells can be all the colors of the rainbow?!
  Commercial eggs are brown or white, but some breeds of chicken can also lay blue, green, or pink eggs!
  Ain't that something?


• Chicken eggs are my favourite eggs, but did you know that Kiwi birds actually lay the largest eggs in comparison to their bodies?
  
  Proof

  


• There are more than 140 different ways to prepare an egg,
  frying is by far the most popular.
  Though I can imagine that it might be the most painful way for the egg...
  Which inspires a haiku:

  An egg

  Bald and very pale
  sitting in a frying pan
  now I am sad yolk.